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So today I got to ban my first spammer. Yay! Working behind the scenes, we never really see what Eric does/says to these miscreants. Today, I was lucky enough to come across his banned list and to see the reasons he gave to the people he's banned. I really needed a laugh. Thanks, Eric. I think some of them might be from Rose, but I don't know which ones. This is the list (minus the idiots' info).
Reason Because he's a jerk
Reason Just go away Julian.
Reason I said go away Julian
Reason You have committed SPAM on this board. For this, you have been banned.
Reason Banned for Spamming
Reason There is no spam allowed on our boards. You have been permanently banned.
Reason You have committed SPAM on my forum. For this, you have been banned.
Reason Banned for Spamming
Reason We don't allow SPAM, and we SPEAK ENGLISH.
Reason We do not allow SPAM.
Reason Spammers should be shot. The best I can do is ban you.
Reason You're an asshole.
Reason Until you contact the admins at storm@wolfpub.org and verify a legitimate email address, you are banned from this site.
Reason SPAM is not tolerated here. Get lost.
Reason We do not allow spammers here, Tovarishch!
Reason So obviously spam...
Reason No spam allowed.
Reason Spam is not allowed here.
Reason No spam allowed.
Reason SPAM is not allowed on this forum, asshole.
Reason Spammers are not allowed here. Get lost.
Reason I like spam, but only in a can. You're banned, motherfucker.
Reason Spamming us is dumber than supporting Al Qaeda. Get a life.
Reason I like spam, but only in a can. You're banned, motherfucker.
Reason Spamming on Christmas... You should be neutered. The best I can do, unfortunately, is ban you.
Reason You won't buy our country with Spam, Chinaman. You've been banned.
Reason Get lost, cocksucker. No spamming allowed here.
Reason Bye, Bye, Ass-wipe! No Spam Allowed!
Reason I like spam, but only in a can. You're banned, motherfucker.
Reason Get your fucking spam off my website, you asshole. Don't you have anything better to do?
Reason I like spam, but only in a can. You're banned, motherfucker.
Reason Do you think I have nothing better to do than to get rid of your spamming ass?
Reason Get the fuck off my website, you spam-headed asswipe.
Reason Get the fuck off my website, SpamBitch!
Reason May you eat shit and die, spammer.
Reason Spamming is a sign of a man with a small mind and a smaller dick.
Reason Take your head out of your ass so I can shove a can of SPAM up it! No spammers allowed!
Reason Take your spam elsewhere, you cocksucking whore.
Reason Spammers Shall Not Pass!!!
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Oh, and the last one is mine.
Obviously the first three are from Jules.
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LAoW wrote:
Obviously the first three are from Jules.
From or to? I think to.
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Storymaster69 wrote:
LAoW wrote:
Obviously the first three are from Jules.
From or to? I think to.
Definitely "To Jules, From Eric."
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