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Listen here, JEFFERLOPE, no one asked you. You keep it up, and we'll open up hunting season early, jus' fer yu!
Eric Storm
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*grabs his shotgun and some rounds* Grumpzilla season! Jefferlope Season!...Why do I sense a mel blanc story here!
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You keep out of this, Lord Alpha, he doesn't have to shoot you now.
Eric Storm
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lordalpha wrote:
*grabs his shotgun and some rounds* Grumpzilla season! Jefferlope Season!...Why do I sense a mel blanc story here!
If you are going to shoot Grumzillas and Jefferlopes you better be using something better than a shotgun. Grumpzillas are about three times larger and as the name implies, meaner than a grizzly bear. A shotgun blast will just piss them off and make them come after you to rip your head off and crap down the bloody stump left of your neck.
Now for Jefferlopes while the the males are fairly gentle and easy going, their mates? *shudder* Believe me you don't want to even think about the devastation she can cause. Better to pray the Grumpzilla catches you first because it would be much more merciful to be dismembered.
This announcement has been brought to you by the Pub Warden. Remember feeding of the animals(good critiques especially) are always encouraged.
Last edited by Storymaster69 (2010-10-09 16:44:20)
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SM: Bravo! I like it!!!
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who are they
Net Wolf
Ice Phoenix
WhiteStar did they stop ?
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o.O
I are they.
Eric Storm
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You are here and which means you knew who they were in the beginning anyway but if you just didn't know they were Eric's other pen names for his works.
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He is them. He is they! He will (most likely) be others in the future. What is he? Um, we're not sure yet... but we love his stories : D
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Actually, no, it is unlikely that I will take another name in the future. Previously, my names were chosen because they sounded "cool", or to show interest in something else. The name Eric Michael Storm was chosen because it feels "right".
Eric M. Storm
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Still love your stories
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If you're going to be annoyed by nonsensical crap on the Internet, you should probably just sign off NOW, and save yourself a lot of annoyance.
Eric Storm
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loltheinterwebsarefilledwithnonsenscalcrapjustlikethis sodontbeanoyedjustjointhefun
<3thestoriesericandhopetoalwaysseemore:D
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You know, advancewar, just because the Internet is filled with nonsensical crap does not mean you must add to it.
Eric Storm
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Yes, please don't add to it! That hurt my head trying to read it.
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just finished camp and sibling rivalry plz continue writing u are the best
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Try Warmth, Dragon Seekers or Artifacts next. (And try and keep the PLZ, u, r, and such away as much as possible, It upsets the Grumpzilla, and that is a BAD thing!! )
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oh i am sorry grumpzilla i will try and not use text talk also i will definitely read them next
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reading the above posts it seems that a grumpzilla is a very bad thing and should be destroyed by the psionics 0.0
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How do you know that Grumpzilla (TM) isn't a psionic himself? Perhaps that is why one should not anger the Grumpzilla.
Eric Storm
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Question where can i read the suggested stories above dragon seekers, warmth, and artifacts?
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never mind found them it seems that i never thought to look here
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I like this guy! Not often someone asks, and then takes the initiative to find it themselves Welcome to the fold Reaperking11!
And if we destroyed Grumpzilla (TM) then we would have no more good writing from him.......
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