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#1 2010-03-14 11:10:21
- Eric Storm
- Pub Owner
- From: New Port Richey, FL
- Registered: 2006-09-12
- Posts: 5753
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True Friendship -- None of that Sissy Shit
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will first laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up.
9. This is my oath ... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask - because you are my friend.
Please Remember: The right to Freedom of Speech does not carry the proviso, "As long as it doesn't upset anyone." The US Constitution does not grant you the right to not be offended. If you don't like what someone's saying... IGNORE THEM.
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#2 2010-03-14 12:25:09
Re: True Friendship -- None of that Sissy Shit
Nice. Here's mine...
- A good friend will bail you out of jail in the middle of the night,
but a best friend will be sitting next to you in the same cell, saying, "Damn that was fun!"
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