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SlaveMaster · 2006-12-10 22:18:11

nah even slower puy them uder the chinese water torture and let them disolve slowly day by day.

CSquared · 2006-12-10 22:48:01

TransVader wrote:
nah even slower puy them uder the chinese water torture and let them disolve slowly day by day.

Sod going slow, send 'em out with a bang! It traumatises children even more if you get them to enjoy something, then alert them to exactly what they were enjoying. There's a chemical reaction (which escapes me at the moment) that causes jellybabies to go up like fireworks. Very entertaining.

CSquared

Neitherspace · 2006-12-11 04:54:34

"I have never seen a larger group of degenerate perverts in all my life!"
-Tim curry at the rocky horror 20th anivirsery screening

the gummi bears thing started because im a fan of the simpsons

We work at a cold stone and was making a milkshake w gummi bears when the line
"do robots feel pain? If so we are horible horible people."

these to thing crossed in my head and We briefly found the idea of a screaming gummi bear funny (very briefly)

being a sadist we made a point of sharing this concept with our co-workers

if your ever boried por water on a plate an leave a gummi bear sitting in the water for a minute.

btw its pronounced goo-me not gum-e gummy/gummi is the german word for rubber where the candy originated
(our grandfather worked at the us embasy in germany when my mom was in high school)

and tonights bonius queston: what famous person was also in the service in germany where he met his future (then teenaged) wife?

Eric Storm · 2006-12-11 06:57:26

Neitherspace wrote:
btw its pronounced goo-me not gum-e gummy/gummi is the german word for rubber where the candy originated

Okay, so it's pronounced goo-me.

IN GERMANY.

Last time I checked, I wasn't in Germany. I'm in America, where the word is pronounced like it's spelled: Gummy.

Net Wolf

dv8n · 2006-12-11 17:00:54

YEA NET WOLF!!!! ....but wait...what if HE'S ....IN germany 3dsmile

I mean does it still count.... tell you what you say GOO-me and we'll say GUM-me hehehehe and if those aren't perverse enough for ya.... Oh well HAPPY WEINER SNITZEL DAY TO EVERYONE 3dsmile hahahahhahah

PS the Gummy thing was just for an exercise...but I don't think everybody wanted to play so what do torture now? 3dsad

SlaveMaster · 2006-12-11 22:06:24

we torture the children slowly and unknowingly slowly corrupting them into
life as the average man and woman see it by getting laid and doing it in style
like teaching that its ok your young you dont know the diffrence between penis and vagina the fact is if you are intoduced to it a early its not a pussy on a pedistal.

dracaiel · 2006-12-11 22:50:56

I thought that the slow torture and corruption was called "high school" and "organized religion".

nightsecho · 2006-12-12 06:11:30

organized religion?

whats so organized about it 3dsmile

dv8n · 2006-12-12 06:42:04

the organized part comes in when they have their secret meetings to decide how much money they want to charge for their "salvation" and who gets to fight against who to preserve the teachings of a "savior" that taught peace and love not intolerance and pettiness..... 3dbig_smile

....but maybe thats to paranoid for ya

LAoW · 2006-12-12 07:11:24

Neitherspace wrote:
Do not think about what is writen below

Gummy bears feel pain and will scream when you bite into them

*turns on blender filled with gummy bears*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

we think we might make that our new signiture

We could SOOOOO make a drink outta gummi bears...mmm...call it a "Slo Gentle Screw Against A Gummi Bear" (taken from a Slo Gentle Screw Against the Wall). Wait. This should go into the drink list. LOL!!!

LAoW · 2006-12-12 07:20:56

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid … 7550198070

dv8n · 2006-12-12 07:42:29

Neitherspace wrote:
and tonights bonius queston: what famous person was also in the service in germany where he met his future (then teenaged) wife?

I'm gonna go out on a limb here.....some guy?

SlaveMaster · 2006-12-13 00:04:13

well its the main life in high school and it is an orgized religion its the bigest one of all
bigger than cathlics the religoin is called "get drunk and screw".

dv8n · 2006-12-13 01:02:07

..I prefer the second to the first but without the second the first looks pretty appealling 3dtongue

Say that five times fast HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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