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Eric Storm · 2011-09-12 00:23:13

Apparently your addiction to my work doesn't extend to using proper punctuation...

3dtongue

Eric Storm

lordalpha · 2011-09-12 06:09:29

No, thats just habitual lazyness. 3dsmile

Sirkenii · 2011-09-13 19:19:38

starts feeling the shakes..

Um.. I am not addicted however um.. Eric... you were not serious were you?

Ken II
*chuckles*

(posted from the Item Information Page)

Eric Storm · 2011-09-13 20:53:44

I guess you'll just have to wait and see, won't you? misch_smiley

Eric Storm

SilentSadist · 2011-09-20 03:33:39

3dsmile another satisfied reader

(posted from Chapter 9: February)

Sirkenii · 2011-09-29 18:35:32

twitches in the corner...

I am not addicted...

Hope things are going well Eric.

Ken II

(posted from the Item Information Page)

Comora · 2011-10-01 00:36:55

I feel like the other members now. Longing for a new story just like an addict longs for their next high.

(posted from the Item Information Page)

Eric Storm · 2011-10-01 04:35:58

Glad you're enjoying it. I'll be posting the next chapter in a little while.

Eric Storm

Comora · 2011-10-01 08:41:02

"Alright! Let's go to the next chapt-aaaaaahh"

(posted from Chapter 10: March)

peace2300 · 2011-10-01 10:30:10

I am not addicted,
I am not addicted,
i am not add. . .
i am addicted.
now we wait another month. . . 3dsad

(posted from Chapter 10: March)

Sirkenii · 2011-10-01 17:16:37

Eric,

Thankyou for the breather in the chapters. every month of cliff hangers was truely a pull on the desire to read the next. I can't wait for the next chapter.

Ken II

I am not addicted.. ** re-reads the posted chapters **

(posted from Chapter 10: March)

Eric Storm · 2011-10-01 19:17:08

peace2300: Admitting you have an addiction is the first step to curing it. Send me all your cash, and I'll tell you the other steps.

3dbig_smile

Ken II: What, you don't like cliffhangers? *Makes note to write a cliffhanger into the end of every chapter from now on...* mwahahahahahaha.

Eric Storm

SilentSadist · 2011-10-02 02:21:11

Great chapter. I know you've already written the following chapters, but I'm seriously hoping that the attempted murder on his GF gives him enough motivation to think a plan that would crush his enemy without getting anyone in trouble. VIOLENCE!!!!

(posted from Chapter 10: March)

StoryJunkie · 2011-10-02 02:38:35

Wow....just wow, I can see how things may be coming to a head with the pranks and bullying....and I just can't wait until David just lets loose. Damn you Eric...just damn you for writing a story so good that I nearly go postal waiting between chapters. Keep up the great writing (only do it faster dammit) 3dsmile

(posted from Chapter 10: March)

Eric Storm · 2011-10-02 03:02:46

Write faster? I already finished the book... Just 'cause I haven't given it to YOU yet.... misch_smiley

Eric Storm

LAoW · 2011-10-02 19:59:11

*re-reads all the chapters he's completed* I love being me. misch_smiley

I'd like to point out to our addicts that you, too, could read more if you become a reviewer. Check out the info and contact Eric.

...oh wow. I had forgotten Olissa dies... oops...

Jefferson · 2011-10-03 01:13:46

LAoW, you are an evil young woman.

Which is why we all love you. 3dsmile

LAoW · 2011-10-03 22:05:50

Jefferson wrote:
LAoW, you are an evil young woman.

Which is why we all love you.

What do you want, Jefferson? I know that tone...

lerris · 2011-10-04 06:00:48

LAoW you mentioned that we could become reviewers how would I go about seeking information about this I looked all through the pub itself with no results tho not on the forums yet figured I would just ask directly.

(posted from the Item Information Page)

Jefferson · 2011-10-04 07:35:37

Send Eric an e-mail stating your name, Address, national origin, hair and eye color, your height, weight, marital status, breast size or penis length (depending on your gender) and three photos (a close up of your face, a full nude frontal and a full nude profile) and state your desire to be a reviewer.

Once he gets the e-mail, a full FBI/Interpol criminal background check will be started. Your parents, siblings, friends, neighbors, bosses, co-workers, teachers and such will all be interviewed. A technician will come to your house for blood, urine, fecal, and semen sample or vaginal sample (again depending on your gender) as well as a swab of DNA. They will also collect samples from all members of your immediate family including parents, siblings, spouse and any children. All of this will be sent to a half dozen labs scattered all over the globe and will be scanned, searched, probed and the information sent to a secret location somewhere in the mountains near Indianapolis, Indiana where the information will be put together and your qualifications checked.

IF, you pass that part, you will be sent a form to take to your family doctor who will have to give you a full physical and note any and all issues, no matter how big or small, and will have to state his opinion that you are healthy enough to do the job.

Should you manage to pass all of this, then you will come to the worst part. The first interview. You will be flown to a secret location (it's said to be on former President George W. Bush's ranch near Crawford, Texas. It's said he owes the Chat Lord a favor or two) where you will meet the dreaded Lady of Words who will put you through an hours long interview where you will be quizzed on your history and your specific skills and what you can bring to aid Eric as his reviewer. Be warned: She will ask you the same questions in different ways and try to trick you into giving different answers (this would mean INSTANT disqualification.)

If you pass that, you will be flown to either Eric's private Swiss chalet high up in the Andes Mountains or to his 72 foot mega yacht which cruises up and down the Mississippi River where you will meet.... The Chat Lord himself, the one, the only... Eric P. (yes P. is his middle name. Do you believe it?) Storm.

By the time you get that far, you're pretty well in. It usually takes... oh six to eight years to finish the whole process. So... still interested? 3dsmile

I recommend you start by sending the boy an e-mail and telling him you're interested. The rest... He usually gives a pass on. Although, you really SHOULD see his yacht. It's a thing of beauty.

3dsmile 3dsmile 3dsmile

Btw.. And yes, all the mistakes were intentional. 3dtongue

Last edited by Jefferson (2011-10-04 07:38:36)

Eric Storm · 2011-10-04 09:59:03

Jeff, we only did that to YOU. We just weren't sure we could trust you, what with the rumors about you being a cat lover and all...

Everyone else, we just talk to via email.

And the yacht wasn't mine. That was someone else who owed me a favor. *Makes note to return Chuck Norris' yacht keys*

And I note you seem to have blocked out your memories of the anal probing... That was our favorite part to watch! You squealed like such a little girl...

lerris: Read this thread.

Eric Storm

Jefferson · 2011-10-04 21:17:16

Annie mentioned that I should have mentioned the Anal probing but I didn't want to make any one jealous. You start talking anal probes and you'll get all kinds of volunteers. 3dsmile

Eric Storm · 2011-10-05 01:19:17

Only you would enjoy our 50,000-volt anal probe, Jefferson. You are sick.

Eric Storm

LAoW · 2011-10-05 20:52:40

Jefferson, you crack me up. *cracks her crop against her leg* At least I got in on the torture session.

Korreel · 2011-10-16 23:11:56

Chapter 5 is [PRM], what does [PRM] mean???????

(posted from Chapter 4: September)

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