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dude8 wrote:

Happy valentines to you and the fellow loaners as well.

Wait, what?  I can get a loaner?  And it's not like, just a prostitute?  Why has nobody told me???  Where do I go?  Is there a membership fee?  They're not, like, make-your-eyes-bleed ugly, are they?  I mean, I'm not hung up on looks, but I don't want to need a blindfold just for sanity's sake...



Eric Storm

Update #2 for February 14, 2022:

Agent of Change, Chapter 15, has been started.

Don't get excited.  I had a specific scene in my head that needed to be written.  It doesn't mean my muse isn't still being a bitch.  When you'd rather wash dishes than sit down and write... well, no more really needs to be said, does it?

Eric Storm

I don't get the "8-80" part.  Being blind, crippled, or crazy (well, to an extent) wouldn't prevent me from dating any woman.  Hell, she'd have to be slightly crazy to date ME, so...

Blind or crippled just means the chases around the bedroom are short.   

Eric Storm

Understand Sailors do not go to couth school

LOL

Okay, 8 is too young for me.  (And, I'm quite sure, for virtually all sailors...)  80... well, that depends on whether she's taken care of herself at least well enough that sex won't break a hip. 

Six months dead... no, not goin' there.  Unless she's a demighost, then we can discuss it...

Truthfully, I have more stringent height restrictions than I do age restrictions...  But then, I was never a sailor, so... you know, accidentally developed some couth along the way!  LMAO

Eric Storm

Josh.Bond wrote:

Oh come on Eric,  you know about the Navy. 300 sailors go out, 150 couples come back.

Hey, if I had the opportunity to trade some smelly fellow sailor for a hot chick from a foreign land, I'd do that, too.



(Yes, I know what you meant, but I respect our armed forces too much to make such jokes about them.  Besides, Chief probably knows where I live. )

Eric Storm

The 8 part comes from another Joke. what is the definition of a virgin in a port town? ugliest girl in the second grade. I have heard the waivers joke too. Likely I have heard almost every sailor joke. How do you tell if your girlfriend is not on the rag?  She is wearing white sox

Josh.Bond wrote:

Just FYI to everyone I served 6 years in the US Army, my Uncle was a Vietnam Era Marine, one of my kids is in the Air Force, and several of my friends were Navy. So yeah, among those who have served we have all kinds of jokes, but if you see a Naval CPO pounding on or getting pounded on  by a Marine Gunnery Sgt...don't try to break it up, they are probably best friends. CARRY ON!

Yeah that would be like getting in the middle of a domestic dispute. we pick on each other but in a pinch Marines are part of the Navy. (Like Bastard stepchildren)

No argument from me Eric I retired in 1987 so I agree with the battleship and the F-14. As far as Marines both my sons were Uncle Sam's Misguided Children. As far as physical demands, I worked on the Flight deck, loading bombs, by hand. I will admit to age, but I have and will hold my own

Last edited by ChiefRock (2022-02-17 20:30:47)

There have been many Eric few I will claim The corniest I have heard is a force for good. The best one i like is "Hold my beer, watch this shit"

Hmm.  How about "US Navy:  We threw away our two biggest, meanest weapons platforms, but we can still kick your ass."  ?

Eric Storm

Oh, is that what it is.  I thought it was just because I had nothing to offer a woman.

Oh, well.  Since I'm not about to change my sense of humor...  *shrugs*

Eric Storm

None that wouldn't take me longer to explain to someone than it would for me to just invent something myself.

Eric Storm