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When the body was first made, all the body parts wanted to be the boss.

The Brain said, "Since I control everything and do all the thinking, I should be the boss."

The Feet said, "Since I carry him everywhere he wants to go, and get him in position to do what the Brain wants, I should be the boss."

The Hands said, "Since I do all the work and earn all the money to keep the rest of you going, I should be boss."

And so it went with the Heart, the Lungs, and the Eyes.

Finally, the Asshole spoke up and demanded to be boss.  All the other parts laughed and laughed to think of an Asshole being boss.  The Asshole was so angered that he blocked himself off and refused to function.  Soon the Brain was feverish.  The Eyes crossed and ached.  The Feet were too weak to walk.  The Hands hung limply at the sides and the Heart and Lungs struggled to keep going.  All pleaded with the Brain to relent and let the Asshole be the boss.  And so it happened.  All the other parts did all the work and the Asshole just bossed and passed out a lot of shit.

Moral of the story:  You don't have to be a brain to be boss: just an asshole.



Eric