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#1 2009-07-26 15:59:05

Corvis
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Registered: 2006-11-28
Posts: 87

The fetish gauntlet is thrown.

Hello, all. 

Not to dwell on the bad, but things have not been going well for me lately.  Nothing any of you need worry about, just it's been dark here.  So, Mandorin said something to me, that gave me an idea that might be fun. 

The Great Fetish Challenge!

I challenge the members of the Pub to come up with the strangest, silliest or just plain dumbest sexual fetish you can either imagine or have heard of.  With luck, we can all get a big laugh.

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#2 2009-07-26 18:18:05

Black Rose
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From: The Edge of Nowhere
Registered: 2006-11-26
Posts: 164

Re: The fetish gauntlet is thrown.

I always thought the ones who found balloons and the popping thereof to be arousing rather funny.  I mean, there are so many places where that would be inappropriate... you wouldn't want to be one of those throw the darts at the balloons carnival game operators with that sort of fetish, for example.  Children's parties are also probably right out... and I don't think you'd want to try the clowns who make balloon animals job either.


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#3 2009-07-26 19:45:31

LAoW
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Registered: 2006-12-01
Posts: 450

Re: The fetish gauntlet is thrown.

And to help out: http://www.thefetishlist.com/definitions.htm

Fetishes? Nah! They're all just plain WRONG. 3dwink Tee hee. (We won't go into my fetish list, thanks.)


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#4 2009-07-27 06:14:58

Storymaster69
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From: Alberta, Canada
Registered: 2006-11-07
Posts: 329

Re: The fetish gauntlet is thrown.

Silliest one I can think of:

Getting turned on by dressing up as Barney the Dinosaur and while singing the "I love you" song having your butt spanked while someone else humps your tail.


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#5 2009-07-27 06:26:08

Eric Storm
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From: New Port Richey, FL
Registered: 2006-09-12
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Re: The fetish gauntlet is thrown.

Oh, God, yeah, baby!!!!!!   3dbig_smile

(Okay, no, that's just weird... but funny.)  3dsmile

Eric


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#6 2009-07-27 07:33:53

Neitherspace
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From: Silver City
Registered: 2006-12-03
Posts: 575

Re: The fetish gauntlet is thrown.

Sneesing and Mucus (men actually pay for jars of mucus from girls and i chose not to think about what they do with it for my sanity)

soft core Vore (chewing gum)

masking (this is when you wear a mask that Looks like a face...soem times more than one over top each other)

and IDK if there's a name for it but the BBC had a special that i didn't see about ppl who are sexually atracted to the Eiffel tower Claiming there married to it

ball stomping seriously pain is one thing but paying to have your junk teped on my high heeled shoes WTF!


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#7 2009-09-02 12:06:21

lordalpha
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From: North Carolina
Registered: 2007-01-26
Posts: 139

Re: The fetish gauntlet is thrown.

The idea of the insertion of snakes and or bugs is one that disturbs me a bit. I would have to say the weirdest ive ever heard of was a guy who was aroused by corn chips........WTF?

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#8 2009-09-02 19:21:11

LAoW
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Registered: 2006-12-01
Posts: 450

Re: The fetish gauntlet is thrown.

lordalpha wrote:

The idea of the insertion of snakes and or bugs is one that disturbs me a bit. I would have to say the weirdest ive ever heard of was a guy who was aroused by corn chips........WTF?

Corn chips...yummy. Makes my mouth water just thinking about it. (actually, it doesn't. I detest corn chips, but hey. Who's counting? 3dwink )


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#9 2009-09-30 14:29:03

The Joker
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Registered: 2008-07-22
Posts: 2

Re: The fetish gauntlet is thrown.

ingesting feces while richard simmons jumps on your face, shouting "I'm a little teapot" over and over. sounds fun, right?

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#10 2009-09-30 19:56:15

Storymaster69
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From: Alberta, Canada
Registered: 2006-11-07
Posts: 329

Re: The fetish gauntlet is thrown.

The Joker wrote:

ingesting feces while richard simmons jumps on your face, shouting "I'm a little teapot" over and over. sounds fun, right?

Well your idea certainly made me laugh which I guess is a form of fun.

The scary thing is I have no doubt if everyone in the entire world could read this post there would be *someone* saying, "Oh baby, lets get it on! WHOOO!!!  YEAH!"

Last edited by Storymaster69 (2009-09-30 20:00:58)


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#11 2009-09-30 20:18:23

LAoW
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Registered: 2006-12-01
Posts: 450

Re: The fetish gauntlet is thrown.

You know...I would say that this is supposed to be about real fetishes and all, but I guess if someone can think it up and does indeed like it, then it works. Otherwise, quit making up false fetishes! 3dwink


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#12 2009-09-30 20:57:26

Storymaster69
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From: Alberta, Canada
Registered: 2006-11-07
Posts: 329

Re: The fetish gauntlet is thrown.

LAoW wrote:

You know...I would say that this is supposed to be about real fetishes and all, but I guess if someone can think it up and does indeed like it, then it works. Otherwise, quit making up false fetishes! 3dwink

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … =Rule%2034


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#13 2009-10-01 21:05:35

LAoW
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Registered: 2006-12-01
Posts: 450

Re: The fetish gauntlet is thrown.

My point of it was that I had never heard of that particular fetish. Ever. Not even thought of it. And I'm about as freaky as they come. So I would just like to have it known, don't just combine random shit (HA!) to make up a freaky fetish. That was my point. Thank you. That is all.


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#14 2009-10-01 22:18:29

Neitherspace
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From: Silver City
Registered: 2006-12-03
Posts: 575

Re: The fetish gauntlet is thrown.

i know for a factthere are sited for

Sneezing/mucus (really don't want to now what the guys who buy the mucus from the girls on these sites do with it

Clowns (came across one years ago that was acctually Clown gang rape

women in high heels stomping on a guys junk

Ballons

chewing gum

wearing latex masks that look like realistic womens faces


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#15 2009-10-08 07:29:02

Nadez
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From: Utah
Registered: 2009-06-06
Posts: 201
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Re: The fetish gauntlet is thrown.

I have one.. Fetish: Reading Eric storms stories while laying off the bed blood rushing to your head..and your HEAD,while on the phone with your girlfriend/boyfriend reading said stories to boyfriend/Girlfriend

And before someone asks, it wasn't me. It was a friend 3dtongue

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#16 2009-10-08 14:29:06

Khellendros
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Registered: 2006-11-27
Posts: 51

Re: The fetish gauntlet is thrown.

Neitherspace wrote:

women in high heels stomping on a guy[']s junk

This fetish represents everything I stand against.

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#17 2009-10-13 08:45:33

Nadez
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From: Utah
Registered: 2009-06-06
Posts: 201
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Re: The fetish gauntlet is thrown.

Does sound quite painful

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#18 2009-10-13 09:33:45

Veritas
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From: Portugal
Registered: 2006-12-09
Posts: 136
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Re: The fetish gauntlet is thrown.

Neitherspace wrote:

women in high heels stomping on a guys junk

In this case, are women kneeing men in the groins a kind of foreplay?  If yes, I've reluctantly done that.

Neitherspace wrote:

Ballons

I actually saw a vid were a teen rubbed herself to orgasm on an inflatable orca whale.

Unique, but hot.

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#19 2009-10-14 08:00:26

Nadez
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From: Utah
Registered: 2009-06-06
Posts: 201
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Re: The fetish gauntlet is thrown.

*Stares at Veri* well..Damn I suppose thats..err..Interesting..

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#20 2009-10-14 15:20:52

nightsecho
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Registered: 2006-12-04
Posts: 168

Re: The fetish gauntlet is thrown.

i found a video that had a few guys having sex with a girl when they came they took the cum and fied it like an egg and the girl at some of it (it actually fried up and looked like egg whites)
nasty if you ask me


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#21 2009-10-14 18:42:17

Veritas
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From: Portugal
Registered: 2006-12-09
Posts: 136
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Re: The fetish gauntlet is thrown.

nightsecho wrote:

i found a video that had a few guys having sex with a girl when they came they took the cum and fied it like an egg and the girl at some of it (it actually fried up and looked like egg whites)
nasty if you ask me

Cooking cum?  Never seen or heard about that.  Must make a unique "Iron chef" episode.

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#22 2009-10-16 06:00:10

nightsecho
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Registered: 2006-12-04
Posts: 168

Re: The fetish gauntlet is thrown.

i found the link to scrambled cum

http://www.empflix.com/view.php?id=17784


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#23 2009-10-22 05:30:26

Nadez
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From: Utah
Registered: 2009-06-06
Posts: 201
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Re: The fetish gauntlet is thrown.

Am I the only one who just, doesnt really want to watch that? Okay yes, but what is the WEIRDEST fetish anyone has every heard of? we should have a vote on it.

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#24 2009-10-27 04:22:50

SlaveMaster
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From: London, Ontario, Canada
Registered: 2006-12-05
Posts: 107

Re: The fetish gauntlet is thrown.

I've seen photos from police records of a guy accidentally killing himself by suffocating with a bag on his head, because he forgot to tie the fail safe  knot on the ropes he tied himself with.


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#25 2009-10-27 05:50:42

Eric Storm
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From: New Port Richey, FL
Registered: 2006-09-12
Posts: 5753
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Re: The fetish gauntlet is thrown.

self-bondage is always a stupid thing to do. 

Eric Storm


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