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#1 2006-12-30 20:43:24

Imagineer
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Registered: 2006-11-27
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The new Merriam-Webster sucks.

I use a dictionary often enough that I have a button for it atop my browser. That button went to Merriam-Webster Online, http://www.m-w.com. It was a little cluttered, but it loaded quickly, I liked the way the entries were laid out, there was a button to jump to the Thesaurus... it was good enough that I wished I could use it offline.

(Don't get me started about the horrible suck that is their locally-installed dictionary. In fact, if anyone knows a good offline electronic dictionary, please tell us.)

A few weeks ago, Merriam-Webster updated its site. Now, I know, curmudgeonism being what it is, "I don't like the new site" is a common and easily-ignored refrain on ye old internet, but DAMMIT, THE NEW SITE SUCKS.

What's wrong with it? The fancy-pants new search box takes too long to load and includes "type here you moron" text that, if you type too early, buggers your search.

Why does it take so long? Because the search box won't work until everything else on the page is loaded. You might think it's the ads slowing things up, but it's not -- it's the fucking "OPEN DICTIONARY" i.e. "words of contrivance" random entry.

"Hi, welcome to Merriam-Webster Online. We know you're almost certainly here to look up a particular word that's actually had enough general use to be added to the real dictionary, and being someone who cares enough about communication to actually go to the trouble of using an actual dictionary reference so that you can use ACTUAL words correctly, we're sure you'll be just tickled pink to WAIT while we go fetch one of the faux-clever NON-words people like to make up to annoy you. Thank you for your patience, and have an excellent day!"

I don't appreciate having to search for everything twice, which is what happens if I don't wait for their fucking sniglet to load because it'll bugger my typing. And making something LOOK like it's ready for your data entry when it's actually NOT is, IMHO, one of the worst user-interface sins a designer can make.

Okay, I'm probably overreacting, but I dislike when my tools are changed, much less broken. And as far as I'm concerned, M-W is now broken.

I've switched my button to Dictionary.com, and I'm trying to get used to it. But I wish M-W would just fix their shit.

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#2 2006-12-30 23:07:49

Black Rose
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From: The Edge of Nowhere
Registered: 2006-11-26
Posts: 164

Re: The new Merriam-Webster sucks.

You know, I don't notice this issue.  But this is most likely due to the fact that I use Firefox and M-W is part of the search engines available (that or I installed it a while ago) so I just type the word I want to look up in the box and it goes right there.  It loads pretty quickly since that particular thing avoids the open dictionary altogether.  I did look at the open dictionary section briefly... and then ran away screaming, so I can understand your annoyance.  What will probably continue to bother me is the "This word exists, but we can't tell you what it means without you giving us money" message I get when I look up some words.


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#3 2006-12-31 00:36:07

Eric Storm
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From: New Port Richey, FL
Registered: 2006-09-12
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Re: The new Merriam-Webster sucks.

Since I've been using Firefox, as well, for the last couple weeks, I'm not sure... but would not the Merriam Webster toolbar utility also avoid this issue?

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#4 2006-12-31 00:44:35

Neitherspace
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From: Silver City
Registered: 2006-12-03
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Re: The new Merriam-Webster sucks.

As a trained web designer i choose to put in my $0.05 (inflations a bitch)

The site is bad, bad design, bad navigation, Horrible color scheme. Frankly it looks like a high school kid built it.

though while were on the subject of dictonaries:

There is a word that means "the porno you keep behind the toilet to hide it from your mom"

I got this fact on a reliable sorce the problem is He did not know what the word was it has driven me nuts for 6 years Does anyone know what it is


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#5 2006-12-31 04:54:13

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From: Oak Valley
Registered: 2006-11-27
Posts: 214

Re: The new Merriam-Webster sucks.

Net Wolf wrote:

Since I've been using Firefox, as well, for the last couple weeks, I'm not sure... but would not the Merriam Webster toolbar utility also avoid this issue?

Install software? Latched to my browser? No, no. I shouldn't have to install software for such a thing. Until Fancee McMoron got a hold of m-w.com, I didn't have to.

There's entirely too much clutter out there. I shouldn't have to install fifty applications in order to do basic tasks, but everything has to be exciting and everybody has to do it their own way. Wireless network helpers, antivirus, a dozen system utility geegaws, Acrobat, Flash and Shockwave, Media Player, QuickTime (plus iTunes whether you want it or not), RealPlayer, DVD player, DVD burner, .NET Framework, XML4, please install IE7 now, works best with Firefox, needs Microsoft Word Viewer, have a Powerpoint slideshow, pick an email app, ooh messaging, how about a firewall, get the Google toolbar, FUCK why is Windows so unstable, FUCK why is my computer so slow, FUCK infected again, FUCK whaddya mean spyware, FUCK everyone please stop asking me because I didn't tell you to install all that shit -- no, I'm not installing another piece of software in order to indulge m-w's toy software department. They should get off their fat asses and create an OFFline dictionary that works worth a fuck, and make the website clean and functional.

Browser toolbar applets are great for some people. More power to ya. I like to keep my tools simple. And the spooging up of the Internet really grinds my gears.

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#6 2006-12-31 05:06:35

Eric Storm
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Re: The new Merriam-Webster sucks.

Hmmm.  Sounds like you'd like it if Microsoft just provided all the tools built right into the operating system.  No thanks.  I'd prefer that the people who are good at each thing... do those things.  Sorry that it makes your life difficult.

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#7 2006-12-31 07:00:19

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From: Oak Valley
Registered: 2006-11-27
Posts: 214

Re: The new Merriam-Webster sucks.

No, I'd like it if basic functions that could be (and have been) easily done with the huge toolboxes that we're already forced to carry around weren't so eagerly migrated away to new tools simply for sex appeal. I'd think that you as someone dealing with web standards and building a site that doesn't use JavaScript at every turn nevermind myriad go-go-gadget plug-ins could appreciate that. For many things, we need appliances, not the infomercial magic all-singing all-dancing shit of the week.

As a writer, I want a text editor, a file cabinet, and basic reference works. The bar's pretty low for that task, and ANY Internet-enabled operating system ought to cover it, so long as reference websites remember that they're websites. If they're also application providers, that's great.

Progress is great. Fashion, less so. That's my opinion and I'm sticking to it. There can be more than one. Hope that doesn't make your life difficult.

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#8 2006-12-31 19:25:19

Eric Storm
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Re: The new Merriam-Webster sucks.

*smirk*  I got news for you, Imagineer.  This site was originally going to be done entirely in Macromedia Flash.

Reason:  Consistency of appearance across all browsers.

Reason I didn't do it:  It would have taken me too long to learn to program Actionscript, and it would have been a high-bandwidth site, thus discriminating against those poor dialup users.

The right tool for the right job.  Sometimes that means having a lot of tools.
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#9 2006-12-31 20:19:48

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Re: The new Merriam-Webster sucks.

I have to admit, Flash is a powerful tool, and a de facto standard that may very well be a broader standard than CSS when it comes to practical precise presentation. (Also, Adobe nee Macromedia "gets it" and makes it easy to install the Flash Player, both for individuals and administrators.) Add that to the fact that it obviates a media player in a lot of cases (fuck you, QuickTime, and double-fuck you, RealPlayer) and dammit if I don't have to embrace Flash as a worthy addition to the toolbox.

Remember when there were a buttload of nascent players as everybody tried to make web pages dance? Thank God one of them rose above the rest quickly, and we didn't have a repeat of the media player mess.

An all-Flash site could certainly be a rich experience. Would it have to be a high-bandwidth site, though? Go easy on the media and maybe you could strike a balance that puts content in useful but small enough chunks. Not as fast a download as CSS/table formatted content, but for a place like this, where we're actually spending significant time reading (or typing) once we've settled on a story or topic, the experience might not be so bad.

I wonder what the accessibility issues are -- is there a "reader" out there for SWF media that could process a text-oriented Flash object and make it navigable? Could there be? One of my gripes against plug-in mania (or abuses of formatting in general) is that we're so quick to embrace sex appeal that we end up scrambling what would otherwise be ordinary text content. (Another of my gripes, with Flash in particular, is that a lot of sites hardwire pixel dimensions to a size that compromises useability for those with greater than least-common-denominator equipment. Not a big deal for games and movie sites, but if a site like this went all-Flash, I'd hope it could be made to stretch in the same ways that CSS pages usually are.)

I'm not against tools. But I do think that there should be a damn good reason for any prerequisite to any system, and all too often developers make assumptions that all tools are zero-cost and everybody's just like them.

Flash has critical mass. (And a version of Flash was shipped with XP, hence the recent hotfix for Flash.)

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#10 2006-12-31 22:35:49

Trekkie
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From: Bay Area, California
Registered: 2006-11-24
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Re: The new Merriam-Webster sucks.

Net Wolf wrote:

*smirk*  I got news for you, Imagineer.  This site was originally going to be done entirely in Macromedia Flash.

Reason:  Consistency of appearance across all browsers.

Reason I didn't do it:  It would have taken me too long to learn to program Actionscript, and it would have been a high-bandwidth site, thus discriminating against those poor dialup users.

The right tool for the right job.  Sometimes that means having a lot of tools.
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Oh god, I hate flash web pages.  I use a text based web browser pretty often, and it dosent do flash.

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#11 2006-12-31 22:53:30

Eric Storm
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From: New Port Richey, FL
Registered: 2006-09-12
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Re: The new Merriam-Webster sucks.

Trekkie:

You're strongly in the minority, however, and I personally ain't willing to create a website that pleases everyone.  Hence the reason I'm asking for additional webmasters to deal with the other issues.

Imagineer:

One of the things I dislike about Flash is that it IS a pixel-based system.  That is, measurements are all absolute; there are no percentages in sizing.  The way around this, for the pages where it is important (ie, the stories) is to allow for different sized flash "story players" that you could choose your preferred dimensions to play it in.

As to the reduction in media... that pretty much defeats most of the purpose of using Flash.  The whole point is to make the site look good.  The best way to do that is to use graphics.  *shrugs*  It's a long way away from happening, since I haven't even begun learning Actionscript, but when it happens, it'll be aimed solely at broadband users.  Dialup users can continue to use the "regular" version of the site, and people like Trekkie can use the Accessible version of the site, when it's created.  3dsmile

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#12 2007-01-02 22:45:08

CSquared
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Registered: 2006-12-04
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Re: The new Merriam-Webster sucks.

Imagineer wrote:

QuickTime (plus iTunes whether you want it or not)

I'm staying safely out of this argument... but I just wanted to point this out.  You've evidently not downloaded Quicktime recently.  I know what you mean, and God DAMN did it suck - but thankfully, they've fixed it.  The default option is still the iTunes included option, but there's a setting to JUST get Quicktime.  Cuts the download in about half, too.

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