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#1 2006-12-11 22:32:06

SlaveMaster
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how to corrupt people

in this topic i would like to know what other people think is the best way to corrupt people and bring them out of the shell in to the dark corner of mwp.


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#2 2006-12-11 23:04:06

dracaiel
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Re: how to corrupt people

Well, IMO, the proper way would be to do it through an organization.  The majority of people want to "conform" to a group, even the "non-conformists" are really a group (which just boggles the mind).  So create a group that is based upon your form "corruption" and invite people to it.  After awhile they will come around and it will be more likely to stick because it was "their choice".

If you want to an example look to the Catholic Church.  There are many traditions that have no basis on the bible or reality and yet people go along with them because everyone else does.

Because of the fact that people like contention between groups you would need to control several groups that, at least on the surface, cater to different types of individuals/groups.

And please don't start blasting me for this; think about what is being said rather than just reacting.  Many issue come from people reacting rather than thinking and discussing.

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#3 2006-12-11 23:43:28

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Re: how to corrupt people

Use mind control.

If you don't have that ability, use a good marketing agency.

If you can't afford that, reexamine your business plan and consider obtaining additional funding. Undercapitalization is one of the most common reasons for new business failure.

If you're determined to go it alone, make implied promises of sex and wealth. If you're principally focused on teenagers or young adults, an alternative is to position your proposition such that adults dislike it and parents disapprove of it.

Finally, make it seem scarce -- don't give it to just anyone who asks for it. In fact, give it away for free to a small pilot group and tell them they can't let anyone else know about it.

Good luck.

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#4 2006-12-12 00:39:06

Neitherspace
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Re: how to corrupt people

Oh thats easy just show them something that totally warps there world view


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#5 2006-12-12 01:23:30

Centaur
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Re: how to corrupt people

Tell theis it bad, and the shouldn't do it like smoking.

require an age limit and have people on the street selling it to the underaged

And yes i do smoke:)


had to add to my post

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#6 2006-12-12 06:47:43

dv8n
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Re: how to corrupt people

WEEELLLL you could always lock them in a closet with no lights no contact or comfort from any living being for a few weeks...loud soothing music outside the door and food shoved thru a slot in the door.....then using subliminal messaging you slowly ease them from the closet into your veiwpoint

.........if that fails you could always do naughty things to them until they beg you not to stop.... 3dsmile

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#7 2006-12-12 07:18:21

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Re: how to corrupt people

The perfect way to corrupt anyone. You'll never stop singing it and laughing while it's happening:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf7e4KqGOQQ

Back to the gummi bear thread.

Or:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqdrLtfH … mp;search=


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#8 2006-12-12 07:44:13

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Re: how to corrupt people

well i followed the link but it didn't want to talk to me so I don't feel corrupted just a little dirty and used...like usual 3dsmile


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#9 2006-12-12 23:54:05

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Re: how to corrupt people

oh noo not the gummies


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#10 2006-12-12 23:59:31

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Re: how to corrupt people

wow these are all great answers the one answer that blew me away is dracaiels

when i put up this dis i thought i would be getting all stuff like showem what there missin type stuff but there are a few good answers in here like dv8n said or even like centaur siad all i can say is wow


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#11 2006-12-13 01:05:00

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Re: how to corrupt people

hey dracaiels was pretty run of the mill....I mean sure you could create multi sides and play against the middle....BUT who wants to work THAT hard  3dbig_smile

PS... not that it wasn't a great answer mind you   *clap clap clap clap*

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#12 2006-12-13 01:58:38

Storymaster69
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Re: how to corrupt people

LAoW wrote:

The perfect way to corrupt anyone. You'll never stop singing it and laughing while it's happening:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf7e4KqGOQQ

Back to the gummi bear thread.

Or:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqdrLtfH … mp;search=

You know do a few more verses of this to make it truely longer rather than just playing the same thing over again like in the second link and I think the song could actually become popular.


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Sex is the question.
Yes is the answer.

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#13 2006-12-13 02:52:43

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Re: how to corrupt people

Ya all are some really, really sick puppies!!!

I mean... we're talking about GUMMI BEARS here! Now, I don't like the poor things, they're nothing but licorice in a better shape, but come on. We're talking torture here. We're talking violating Gummi Bear Civil rights and all!

Let's see, we have the Gummi bear song (Which I found soooo adorable, it's right up there with the "Barney" song) and then we have the guy who melts and blows up Gummies for no apparent reason (Can you say genocide!?) Then there are the THOUSANDS of children out there who just eat them!

The poor gummies are screaming their little gummi heads off and these sweet, innocent looking children just BITE THEM OFF! See what this civilization has done to us. Even the children don't hear the pleas of the poor Gummi's. Where's Willy Wonka when we really need him? Maybe the Gummi's could be his new Oompa Loompa's.


Okay seriously. You all are nuts but I can't stop giggling.

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#14 2006-12-13 03:12:31

SlaveMaster
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Re: how to corrupt people

but the gummie bears are just dieing to be tortured they seem to have a long life span then choclate there rubbery and there addictive (or could it be the pot i had two minutes ago) and iff you let them sit they go stiff (ha) any ways the objest of the game is to corrupt people and were putting it the gummie bears.

ive got one question how in the hell can you compare gummie bars to licorice
they are two diffrent candys and textures and so on and so forth the only thing you can comapre a gummie bear to is a gumme worm because they are the sme thing only the starch molding.


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#15 2006-12-13 03:51:23

Neitherspace
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Re: how to corrupt people

dv8n wrote:

hey dracaiels was pretty run of the mill....I mean sure you could create multi sides and play against the middle....BUT who wants to work THAT hard  3dbig_smile

did you not see epiosods 1-3 of star wars


the best way to corupt some one is create a religon then when theve jion blow huge gaping holes in the doggma


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#16 2006-12-13 20:15:18

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Re: how to corrupt people

GEE I always thought the best way to corrupt someone (speaking singular ) was to be their "friend" and then slowly lead them from the path that they thought was best to a path that you showed them was " basically the same "
       "it's just this one time" 
                                          " well you've already done *blank* and thats worse so it probably won't hurt if you go ahead and do *blank*" 
                                            " well yeah everybody else did it so it'll be ok ( or even ) so now you have to or they'll not want you around"
                                              ...... so on and so forth 3dbig_smile

I think they technical term for it is peer pressure

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#17 2006-12-14 02:26:30

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Re: how to corrupt people

Say does any one here need a friend? and of course bring your friends and even there friends. Trust me how can I be wrong when I know the way to the darkside I mean to glory. 3dbig_smile


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#18 2006-12-14 03:52:06

Centaur
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Re: how to corrupt people

tell them(who ever) It's better then sex. every one will try it at least once. dumb people will keep doing it trying to figure out how it's better. virgins will keep doing it, as the've never had sex. High school nerds will help push it, they still don't get it(sex).

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#19 2006-12-14 20:07:42

SlaveMaster
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Re: how to corrupt people

actually it probabily the nerds who get the corrupting thing more because they dont get it so they seek it online and figure it out at higher depths what it is to submit to the darkness

i think when i say here theres more indepth in here then out there because at this site we are all
a little nerdy wather its computers, games, starwars ,rocky horror or even reading and writing erotic storys.


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#20 2006-12-14 20:45:43

dv8n
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Re: how to corrupt people

HEY !!!!!
I not nerdy....I'll Have you know I'm 30% geek and 69% Iwish, and 1% freaky on my mother's side 3dbig_smile

....and I was raised by hillbillies too 3dtongue


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#21 2006-12-14 23:27:03

SlaveMaster
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Re: how to corrupt people

well nerdy geeky almost the same thing


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#22 2006-12-15 20:39:54

dv8n
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Re: how to corrupt people

not geeky *sighs in frustration*  GEEK like greek it's a joke.....nevermind it wasn't that funny anyway 3dsad *slaps self* 3dsmile

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#23 2006-12-16 02:09:10

LAoW
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Re: how to corrupt people

dv8n: I liked it better the way I read it. I didn't even link geek and greek. *shrugs* Hehehe...


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#24 2006-12-16 08:13:09

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Re: how to corrupt people

LAoW wrote:

dv8n: I liked it better the way I read it. I didn't even link geek and greek. *shrugs* Hehehe...

well how did you read it 3dbig_smile   I just meant that it was a play on words relating my ancestry ( not literally) but using geek, iwish and freaky instead of some real gene stuff....I thought it was cute at the time 3dbig_smile

....but oh well maybe I was the only one

PS I did use the right terms for me I think ...but I just wouldn't say geeky...I dunno it just seems so insulting to have the y attachment hahahahha 3dsmile


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#25 2006-12-16 08:35:25

SlaveMaster
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Re: how to corrupt people

well what ever where all on the same level and each has there own triats.


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