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#1 2012-02-20 20:47:19
- LAoW
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- Posts: 450
Self Examination for Alzheimer's Disease
( My mom e-mailed me this. I know it's an oldie, but it's still amusing. )
SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE....It takes less than 15 seconds....
If you are over 45 yrs old, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test
How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?
1. _ _NDOM
2. F_ _K
3. P_N_S
4. PU_S_
5. S_X
6. BOO_S
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Answers:
1. RANDOM
2. FORK
3. PANTS
4. PULSE
5. SIX
6. BOOKS
You got all 6 wrong....didn't you?
You do NOT have Alzheimer's.
You're a Pervert.
I don't have to worry about revenge because Karma is a bigger bitch than I will ever have to be.
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#2 2012-02-20 22:46:16
- dreaw
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Re: Self Examination for Alzheimer's Disease
Rolf!!
:d
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#3 2012-02-20 23:16:04
- Jefferson
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Re: Self Examination for Alzheimer's Disease
I got Random right. 
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#4 2012-05-09 20:35:35
- tomiesz
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- Registered: 2012-01-21
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Re: Self Examination for Alzheimer's Disease
Hey! I'm no pervert, it's 'cause it's on a sex related site!(Or at least i would like to belive in that.)
In every one's life comes a moment, when you need to decide what you are going to do in your life. Then you should ask yourself one, really important question: ''What makes me happy?'' and start doing whatever it is. It's that easy, and as that hard.
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#5 2012-05-09 21:32:31
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Re: Self Examination for Alzheimer's Disease
tomiesz wrote:
Hey! I'm no pervert, it's 'cause it's on a sex related site!(Or at least i would like to belive in that.)
The site is not sex related. It's just a site where author's can post their stories...some of which just happen to be sex related.
I don't have to worry about revenge because Karma is a bigger bitch than I will ever have to be.
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#6 2012-05-10 05:13:27
- tomiesz
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- Registered: 2012-01-21
- Posts: 6
Re: Self Examination for Alzheimer's Disease
Yes i know. Just making excuses.
In every one's life comes a moment, when you need to decide what you are going to do in your life. Then you should ask yourself one, really important question: ''What makes me happy?'' and start doing whatever it is. It's that easy, and as that hard.
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#7 2012-05-10 06:09:50
- Kitsune
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Re: Self Examination for Alzheimer's Disease
i have to admit i got them right but that was only after looking at them for a moment because i knew not to trust my minds first guesses
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#8 2012-05-18 06:33:15
- StoryJunkie
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Re: Self Examination for Alzheimer's Disease
I saw this on another site recently, everyone was talking about how perverted they were for getting them wrong....I got them all right.....I guess I'm not a pervert...but that's ok, I'll forget all about it tomorrow
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