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#1 2012-04-12 22:37:11
- Eric Storm
- Pub Owner
- From: New Port Richey, FL
- Registered: 2006-09-12
- Posts: 5752
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Sandwich Hymn of the Republic
(sung to "Oh Beautiful, For Spacious Skies")
Oh beautiful, that bacon fried
On amber loaves of grain.
Those tomato slices, add for me
And iceberg or Romaine...
Oh, BLT, Oh BLT, I spread mayo on thee...
And just for good, add cheese (I would)
And then I will eat thee!
(Okay, so it's silly. I think of this shit when I'm cooking! 
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Eric Storm
Please Remember: The right to Freedom of Speech does not carry the proviso, "As long as it doesn't upset anyone." The US Constitution does not grant you the right to not be offended. If you don't like what someone's saying... IGNORE THEM.
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#2 2012-04-13 23:25:14
- LAoW
- Completely Blotto
- Registered: 2006-12-01
- Posts: 450
Re: Sandwich Hymn of the Republic
*face palm* Bane of Sammiches, you so craaaazzzzy!
I don't have to worry about revenge because Karma is a bigger bitch than I will ever have to be.
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#3 2012-04-14 00:40:17
- Eric Storm
- Pub Owner
- From: New Port Richey, FL
- Registered: 2006-09-12
- Posts: 5752
- Website
Re: Sandwich Hymn of the Republic
You didn't like that one? How about version 2?
My life has known the glory of the presence of the sub
Whether it be ham and cheese, the meatball, or the club
If you try to take it from me, I will raise a great hubbub!
The gyro marches on!
Hoagie, Hoagie Hallelujah!
Sandwiches are meal-time rulers!
Hoagie, Hoagie Hallelujah!
The gyro marches on!
Call them po'boys, subs, torpedoes, well, to me it's all the same
Good and tasty is the sandwich, and it matters not the name.
If yours has turned up missing, well you'll have me to blame!
Your gyro marches on!
Eric Storm
Please Remember: The right to Freedom of Speech does not carry the proviso, "As long as it doesn't upset anyone." The US Constitution does not grant you the right to not be offended. If you don't like what someone's saying... IGNORE THEM.
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#4 2012-04-15 20:18:16
- LAoW
- Completely Blotto
- Registered: 2006-12-01
- Posts: 450
Re: Sandwich Hymn of the Republic
Everyone, Eric Storm's 'other' persona is the Hamburglar. 
I don't have to worry about revenge because Karma is a bigger bitch than I will ever have to be.
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#5 2012-04-15 21:34:24
- Eric Storm
- Pub Owner
- From: New Port Richey, FL
- Registered: 2006-09-12
- Posts: 5752
- Website
Re: Sandwich Hymn of the Republic
ROBBLE ROBBLE!!!!!
Please Remember: The right to Freedom of Speech does not carry the proviso, "As long as it doesn't upset anyone." The US Constitution does not grant you the right to not be offended. If you don't like what someone's saying... IGNORE THEM.
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