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So today I got to ban my first spammer. Yay! Working behind the scenes, we never really see what Eric does/says to these miscreants. Today, I was lucky enough to come across his banned list and to see the reasons he gave to the people he's banned. I really needed a laugh. Thanks, Eric.   I think some of them might be from Rose, but I don't know which ones. This is the list (minus the idiots' info).

Reason    Because he's a jerk
Reason    Just go away Julian.
Reason    I said go away Julian
Reason    You have committed SPAM on this board. For this, you have been banned.
Reason    Banned for Spamming
Reason    There is no spam allowed on our boards. You have been permanently banned.
Reason    You have committed SPAM on my forum. For this, you have been banned.
Reason    Banned for Spamming
Reason    We don't allow SPAM, and we SPEAK ENGLISH.
Reason    We do not allow SPAM.
Reason    Spammers should be shot. The best I can do is ban you.
Reason    You're an asshole.
Reason    Until you contact the admins at storm@wolfpub.org and verify a legitimate email address, you are banned from this site.
Reason    SPAM is not tolerated here. Get lost.
Reason    We do not allow spammers here, Tovarishch!
Reason    So obviously spam...
Reason    No spam allowed.
Reason    Spam is not allowed here.
Reason    No spam allowed.
Reason    SPAM is not allowed on this forum, asshole.
Reason    Spammers are not allowed here. Get lost.
Reason    I like spam, but only in a can. You're banned, motherfucker.
Reason    Spamming us is dumber than supporting Al Qaeda. Get a life.
Reason    I like spam, but only in a can. You're banned, motherfucker.
Reason    Spamming on Christmas... You should be neutered. The best I can do, unfortunately, is ban you.
Reason    You won't buy our country with Spam, Chinaman. You've been banned.
Reason    Get lost, cocksucker. No spamming allowed here.
Reason    Bye, Bye, Ass-wipe! No Spam Allowed!
Reason    I like spam, but only in a can. You're banned, motherfucker.
Reason    Get your fucking spam off my website, you asshole. Don't you have anything better to do?
Reason    I like spam, but only in a can. You're banned, motherfucker.
Reason    Do you think I have nothing better to do than to get rid of your spamming ass?
Reason    Get the fuck off my website, you spam-headed asswipe.
Reason    Get the fuck off my website, SpamBitch!
Reason    May you eat shit and die, spammer.
Reason    Spamming is a sign of a man with a small mind and a smaller dick.
Reason    Take your head out of your ass so I can shove a can of SPAM up it! No spammers allowed!
Reason    Take your spam elsewhere, you cocksucking whore.
Reason    Spammers Shall Not Pass!!!