The Pub Discussion Board

Since more and more seniors are texting/tweeting, someone came up with their codes:

‎• ATD: At The Doctor's
• BFF: Best Friend Farted
• BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
• BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
• CBM: Covered By Medicare
• CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
• DWI: Driving While Incontinent
• FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
• FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
• FYI: Found Your Insulin
• GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
• GHA: Got Heartburn Again
• HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
• IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
• LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
• LOL: Living On Lipitor
• LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
• OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
• OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
• ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
• SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
• TTYL: Talk To You Louder
• WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
• WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
• WTP: Where's The Prunes?
• WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil