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#1 2010-12-16 09:05:41
- Eric Storm
- Pub Owner
- From: New Port Richey, FL
- Registered: 2006-09-12
- Posts: 5751
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Twisted Christmas Carols
Okay, this one's been running around in my head for days, and in order to get it OUT, I'm going to post it here.
If you have mangled any Christmas songs with twisted lyrics, feel free to post them here. Nothing that's copyrighted, please!!!
Up On The Housetop
Up on the housetop, reindeer pause
Out jumps thieving Santa Claus
Down through the chimney with an empty sack
It's completely full when he gets back!
Oh-ho-ho
He needs the dough,
Oh-ho-ho
To get some blo-ow!
Up on the housetop, click click click,
That thieving Santa is such a dick!
(Yes, I made this up myself. No, I DON'T care if you like my lyrics. 
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Eric Storm
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