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If anyone speaks conversational German I could use some help. I am working on a story for some friends based on their avitars on a forum I frequent and one of them is german. I want to suprise her by having her Avitar actually say things in German but I do not know it and do not want to rely on generic translation programs which will just screw it up anyways. If anyone can help me translate the following statments into how they would be said in converstaional German it would be a big help.

Being said to another woman of equal standing who is eating her out. "Oh my God, that feels so fucking good. Don't stop, yes lick me right there."

and

Being said to a boy of lower standing who is fucking her "Holly shit, yes fuck my ass you dirty boy."

I understand the sex and standing of the people may not make a differance but in some cultures it does so I am giving that information.

Thank You