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The Old Testament has been mistranslated.
It didn't say the Jews would get the "HOLY" land, it said they would get the "HOLLY" land.
Yes, that's right. It's true.
Want peace?
Let's give Southern California to the Jews. It can be the New and Improved Israel.
Everyone gets what they want that way.
The Arabs get rid of the Jews and get their land back.
The Jews get their own Nation.
And We, the US, get rid of some of those left-wing radical nut-cases in SoCal.
Who knows, maybe, once she loses the election here, maybe she can go to the new and improved Israel, claim she's always been Jewish, just like she claimed to be a resident of New York, and Hillary Clinton can become Prime Minister of Israel. Another win for the US.
Everyone wins! It's the FIRST No-lose situation EVER in the world of diplomacy.
Who's with me?
My apologies if this offends any Jews who may read it.
If you are from, or are presently living in, Southern California, you have my condolences.
Last edited by Jefferson (2007-03-22 09:25:41)
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Now, see, there's just one problem: That whole earthquake thing. What do we do when The Big One hits, and "New Israel" sinks into the ocean? Where are we gonna put the Israelis then?
Oh, wait... they'd be at the bottom of the ocean.
Um... never mind.
Net Wolf
To anyone who takes offense at anything written in this thread: Grow up.
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Uh wait, 'walking on water' ... No, that's not it, 'rest of U.S. is the part that will detach'? No, that's not it either. I know, "@#$t floats, the south will rise again'! Southern Cal actually!
Uncle_Al
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Even better: move them to Rio Grande territory. Worried about border control? Illegal aliens entering? Israeli second-strike capablility can take care of it! It'll be like a Mexican Gaza strip.
To anyone who takes offense at anything written on this thread: Go run to mommy and cry.
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would yo really want us left wingers spreading our influence nationwide?
On second thought this is great idea that i wholly support
Last edited by Neitherspace (2007-08-03 09:30:22)
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You've already spread your influence nationwide... not much more you could do if we kicked you out of California...
Net Wolf
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Conservative libertarianism: the only way to go!
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